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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture but they caught it in time.
Wilson Mizner Category: Movies
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock Category: Movies
Life is like a movie--since there arent any commercial breaks you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Nick Mirov Category: Movies
The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.
Elvis Presley Category: Movies
Mr. Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does Ed.
Movie Category: Movies
People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got it two ways Im still making movies and Im a senior citizen so I can see myself at half price.
George Burns Category: Movies
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Dave Barry Category: Movies
Jerry: Look at that! Look how she moves. Thats just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you its a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobodys asking you to have a baby.
Jack Lemmon Category: Movies
A wide screen simply makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn Category: Movies
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Groucho Marx Category: Movies
Through the magic of motion pictures someone whos never left Peoria knows the softness of a Paris spring the color of a Nile sunset the sorts of vegetation one will find along the upper Amazon and that Big Ben has not yet gone digital.
Vincent Canby Category: Movies
Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth Dr. Strangelove resurrects himself miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair crying exultantly: Sir! I have a plan. Heh. (He realizes he is standing up.) Mein Fuehrer I can walk!
Peter Sellers Category: Movies
I went into the business for the money and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark I cant help it. Its the truth.
Charlie Chaplin Category: Movies