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Ass quotes (9)
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
Konrad Lorenz Category: Ass
While youre saving your face youre losing your ass.
Lyndon Baines Johnson Category: Ass
'If the law supposes that' said Mr. Bumble ... 'the law is a ass a idiot.'
Charles Dickens Category: Ass
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
George Eliot Category: Ass
VANITY n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Category: Ass
If an ass goes traveling he will not come home a horse.
Thomas Fuller Category: Ass
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it you cant expect an apostle to look out.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Category: Ass
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
Thomas Nashe Category: Ass
Theres no fence or fortress against an ass laden with gold.
James Howell Category: Ass